4.20.2010

Insure against vampires!

Insure against vampires!

If you harass the ghosts, vampires or abducted by aliens - not grieve! In the English city of Bristol is an insurance company "Ultraviolet", which will help in difficult moments. The firm is prepared to pay compensation for damage resulting from any paranormal phenomena, ranging from 100 thousand to a million pounds.

"Ultraviolet" provides insurance protection to customers for more than 500 policyholders. Of course, compensation is payable only in cases where a special Bureau of Investigation determines that an incident has really become an anomalous phenomenon.

The most striking case was that of a woman who threw a mysterious force on the metal bars of the fence. Alas, the lady died. But her family received 100 thousand pounds sterling, as it was proved that the murder involved a ghost.

Among the firm's clients are many people who complain of severe mental shock trauma, the damage caused to their property, otherworldly force. Especially many of those who considers himself a vampire, or a wolf - a werewolf. The company is ready to pay such a "lucky" one million pounds sterling, unless they clearly show signs of reincarnation. Insurance premiums are also on the people podvergshigsya attacked legendary yeti or the Loch Ness monster. In last place are the ones who supposedly "stole, ate or raped by aliens from outer space." Present evidence - and go get their thousands of pounds on a platter with a blue bordered, calls for "Ultraviolet".

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