Heat-vampires. Part 1.

Heat-vampires. Part 1.
These vampires do not feed on blood, and the warmth of the human body ... .
To a question about the nature of vampires is strictly confidential report read by the author in early May this year in the presence of witnesses were still alive then


Thus, recognizing the literature the focus is on explanations of vital phenomena, we demand from it one quality without which there can be no merit, it is - the truth. It is necessary that the facts of which the author believes, and which he presents to us, were submitted correctly. As soon as this is not the literary work loses all meaning, it becomes even harmful, because it serves not to enlighten the human consciousness, but on the contrary, even to a greater dizziness. NA Dobrolyubov Protocol - a weapon against the vampires, a primitive precursor of an aspen stake. Cloudy Russian Dictionary.


First, fair warning that the text of this strictly secret, his reading mortally dangerous. If you do not have access, immediately put the article on the place and never to her, do not touch. Otherwise - only yourself to blame. One possibility might be and did not write, still no one reads it, however, the scientific integrity requires that the issue was disclosed in full. About Vampires composed many fables and fairy tales about them goes so much gossip that a grain of truth are safely buried under masses of gossip, idle talk and skillfully running disinformation. However, in all variety of legends and horror stories is not difficult to distinguish two separate directions. Nicholas Dobroliubov 1. Destination ironical skepticism According to adherents of this trend, the vampires around us. The most common types of vampires - mosquitoes and bedbugs. The rivers of blood shed humanity in this war, but victory is not visible. But the main krovopiynye units - mosquitoes and other southern creature - yet, consider, and it is not imposed. Advocacy komarizma-vampirism is all: a well-known stories about how basmachi tied pylnoshlemnyh commissioners and left them naked in the wilderness. And, supposedly, in the morning in the bodies of the dead there was not a single drop of blood. Legends of these are issued for the truth, but think it's physically and physiologically impossible! Mosquito sucks the blood of man, and therefore can not fully exhausting the body. That is, talking about mosquitoes and bats, we are treated explicitly misinformation, and disinformation carefully planned and are wide capture - the supposedly scientific articles to fiction. Remember the cow sank - impenetrable mosquito Reserve, created by the genius Strugatsky brothers, and from other works by the same authors - surly lean mosquito the size of a small spaniel. Nor can it ignore the mysterious krovoprostsev of tolkinovskoy epic. The author of these lines also had a hand in creating krovopiystvennogo reputation insects and bats, but I do not hide that served sotszakaz. But Strugatskie? But Tolkien? Who are you working, the classics? In any case, okolokomarinnye laughter distract people's attention from the real issue. As long as people laugh at the mosquito vampirism, true vampires can feel safe. Boris and Arkady Strugatsky John Ronald Royle Tolkien 2. Destination mystical-domestic - My aunt - a real vampire! - Without a shadow of a smile says exalted person. - It should be near it for five minutes, and I have terrible headaches start! .. And then I spent the whole day I feel defeated. And my aunt - on the contrary, blooms and smells. Ten years at a time throws, no less. Clearly, vampire - nasosetsya and happy! Such talks have heard everything, and says it quite seriously, people really believe in certain energy vampires. And yet, nothing like the reality of not. The phenomenon exists, and energy vampires - no. - How not? - Cry every suspicious citizen. - Sometimes, right in the subway some scoundrel prisosetsya and all the energy of a pump it, so then no work, no fun, but only the seam to lie ... Unfortunately such people forget that the human body and the transformer vault - a little bit different things. Energy is transferred to the substations, it is well studied and a rough process. Energy man lies in the molecules of adenosine triphosphate, or in fat depot - and the one and the other did not pump it, no one eats the man himself. There is, however, still heat of the human body, but about her speech below. As for the psychic energy that supposedly eaten by emotional vampires, it is so small that serious talk about it as a source of vitality can only be a very unscientific fiction. Bram Stoker's actually a man, who called the energy vampire, did not receive as a result of its hypothetical vampirism. Imagine that you are allergic to most ordinary sweat or hair any of your neighbors. Five minutes of conversation with this, in general, the common man, and you can call an ambulance. And then you will genuinely believe that the predator pretending to be good friends, you have gnawed and crunched almost to the bone. Approximately the same picture will be in the case of psychological or other incompatibilities. Such a person, not referring to anything bad, and, most importantly, did not result from interaction with the victim is able to disrupt the inner world of his companion, and therefore could easily be mistaken for a vampire. However, it is not a vampire, because, I repeat, nothing gets by her unconscious actions. Most important negative impact of such psevdovampira strictly selectively: he Fedora coffin, and Thecla to the same subject - the most desirable companion. The vampire can not do that, like kleypuchke, he drinks all. It seems that everything is obvious, but peretolki about energy vampires do not cease. Undoubtedly, this can happen only if certain influential circles and hold the company for raising of the cadence and rumors. Now the time has come to ask the sacramental question: "Quid prodest?" - Who and why, will exaggerate and even more pedalirovat rumors, gossip, and children's horror stories? The answer is unambiguous: benefits can only be real, actually existing vampires, who thus divert their eyes too sensible diet. Drowning in a sea of misinformation, rezonerstvuyuschy lunch can no longer distinguish truth from fiction, and does not believe in ugly truth, like a happy American calf, denies the existence of a meat-packing plant in this best of all worlds. Bram Stoker, "A Visit to Dracula" So, what are the bits of supposedly inexplicable is found in folklore and literature of different countries? It is this information, though biased irrationalism and animal terror, it may be true. First of all, a vampire - a former man, died, was buried (Required buried!), But standing up from the grave to drink the blood of good citizens. Vampire unusually strong physically, has a werewolf abilities, which, however, uses only moving away from danger. We note one interesting feature: the majority of vampires in life were by ordinary citizens, the rich tombs were not and are not buried in the family vault, but on ordinary cemeteries, that is buried in the ground. However, at the graves, we do not often meet wrenched plates and piles of plowed sand. Consequently, the dead man comes out, noticeably without disturbing the soil. Upyr insensitive to conventional weapons, a knife and revolver bullets, of course, leave it on the wound, but they trace delayed almost to the eyes of the gunman. However, there is a board and blood-suckers: they are afraid of silver, avoid garlic, aspen and some other plants, and direct rays of the sun caused them painful and difficult to heal burns. Prayer, the miraculous icon, otchityvaniya, Exorcism and other trash did not have any effect on the ghoul, plenty of crosses in cemeteries did not stop even a single vampire, heartfelt prayer did not protect a single innocent victim, as in the story of Nikolai Gogol's "Vij" we see how free hosting demons and undead in the church. Sometimes the vampire afraid of the crucifix, silver cross or holy water, but in this case it is certainly not a hypothetical holiness, and in general dislike of the vampire tribe of noble metals. In addition, the vampire unpleasant smoke from burn incense. Bram Stoker, who wrote a boring novel about Dracula Transdanubian Ruler, was forced to in order not to ruin the plot, introduce the thesis of the extraordinary longevity of vampires, after which many writers picked up this little idea. An ancient evil always looks beautiful, hypnotically draws the eye, and it is difficult to understand what attracts the reader - evil or its antiquity. With regard to people's beliefs and authors dostokerovskogo period, it is always and everywhere living people remember how the night was a killer during his lifetime. That is the real life existence of the vampire is not too large, at least he did not exceed the average life expectancy, but even with the most successful transformation rarely achieves two decades. I shall not try to judge whether it is casual Stoker created the legend of the life of vampires or fulfilled an order by an unknown employer, but fired it was disinformation, unlike vampires themselves, unusually tenacious.

It is extremely instructive look the way in which people become vampires. Under cover of night vampire steals to his coveted victim, paralyzed by fear or makes it impossible to protect other way. It would seem, is about to begin a bloody feast, however, drank a few mouthfuls of blood predator releases unfortunate. Hemorrhage is large enough to body resistance has fallen sharply bitten feels weakness, pale skin, in short, has all the signs of deep bleeding. Then, instead of the gradual recovery of a doctor, a sharp deterioration. Inexplicably the temperature rises, although after copious bloodletting that could be achieved only by applying potent drugs, patient's beats chills, increased tremor, then comes dizziness ... Medieval doctors were well aware of these symptoms: it was so responsive to bloodletting hectic. And just as it happens with a consumptive patient, soon comes the inevitable death. By the way, until his death, no man bitten by a vampire and had not the slightest desire to drink the blood of neighbors and strangers to tear the throat. The horrors of the tortured mind invented the creators of the film "Hunger", or rather - their employers. The man, who died of vampirism, dies as from any other infectious disease. A profound loss of blood, only suppresses the protective functions of the body, leading to one hundred percent fatal. Alexei Tolstoy As we see, in the vital phase of nothing irrational about the future of the Vampire does not happen. The dead are buried, and only after the fortieth day in the neighborhood are beginning to happen dark evil. Fresh tomb stands as if nothing happened, except that the loose earth in no hurry to pack and board, contrary to expectations does not settle, and in the surrounding villages, one after the other missing people. Sometimes a corpse was bloodless, and determine if the culprit should be punished. Sometimes, lying in the tomb of a corpse, no further ado, burned at the stake. This is the easiest and most reliable way, unless, of course, lies in the coffin is really the one who are looking for. Fire cleans everything. The Western Slavs, where vampires - not unusual, there was eerie ritual washing of the bones. Corpse dismembered, boiled in holy water, and then in the new portion of the holy water washed the bones, recalling at the same time evil and good deeds of the deceased. For good praise for evil cursed, but not miss anything. Now this custom is almost forgotten, only frozen phrase - "wash up bones" - reminiscent of times past. The Council is also pierce bloodsuckers aspen stake, but I note that this is the most inefficient way. I've seen a vampire, a stake that pierced three times, but he still continued to function. It would seem, vampire looks something like a zombie, a corpse, raised from the grave the black art of voodoo priests. We see even the consonance between the Slavic word "vampire" and the Afro-Jamaican "voodoo" ... And yet it is not. Ghouls and zombies brings together only the fact that all of them - risen from the graves of the dead. Zombies are not capable of independent existence, can not eat, and, strictly speaking, does not possess even the beginnings of self-consciousness, though, and remembers some of his former life. Zombies, in fact, the usual decaying corpse, and soon stocks of adenosine triphosphate in the body will come to an end, zombie stops moving, and even the owner's will can not activate it. Vampire - a system far more complex and independent. But first finish the review process vampirizatsii deceased. I draw the attention of those who have not yet grasped the essence of the problem that the infection of vampirism occurs similarly infected with any contagious disease. Ways to combat vampires and more resemble the old, a thousand times proven methods of decontamination. Fire, silver preparations, volatile garlic, salicylic acid from the aspen bark, benzoic acid is produced when incense incense, ultraviolet portion of solar spectrum - the entire arsenal of little resemblance to weapons suitable for fighting with a man or a beast, so probably you can cope with the staphylococcus, Plasmodium or R. ... Good picture: predatory rickettsia, ryschuschaya along the cemetery fence in anticipation of a belated passer-by ...

And yet we must acknowledge that vampirism, and upyrstvo vurdalachestvo - this is a common infectious disease, which must deal with doctors and pharmacologists. The success of the sanitary-epidemiological measures should allocate the pathogen or at least understand its nature. Make it difficult, because not once in the hands of epidemiologists did not get a true vampire. And, most importantly, the question remains unclear: what a strange latent period experiencing the deceased, if such an oxymoron pozvolitelen before a quiet moonlit night vyleztina surface in search of warm blood. And anyway, as he climbed out without disturbing the burial slab and not tearing the ground? And this should apply to the sciences is very far from vampirologii and upyrevedeniya, namely to paleobotany and paleontology. I remember my feelings when I first saw a piece of petrified wood ... Before me lay a rotten log, rotten log, which certainly could pierce a finger. Oh that's what I like! - At least the forest can easily find such a rarity, and in my youth I loved to break kicked in the dust once mighty trunk. However, when I went up and touched the wood with his hand, he felt a hand cold and hard stone. Wood was not, remained a rotten visibility. Over the years, each organic molecule has been replaced by silica, but the image of the old tree remained unchanged. Under the microscope it was possible to observe the cells, to study subtle wood structure, which not long ago. The same process, but narrowly targeted and, therefore, occupies only a few weeks, going on and with the body of the deceased from vurdalachego bite. Dissector of Egypt even think to look for infected organs in the body of the vampire, he would have fallen into a swoon, finding that every cell in the body of the former, all soft tissue from the pituitary to the appendix, replaced by a virulent form of biomass. But there are relatively large bones, the same ones that have given the custom of burying after a washing of holy water. Andrzej Sapkowski So summarize: the vampire is not a living organism, much less supernatural nekromantskoe creature but a colony of microorganisms. Like all the putrefaction bacteria bacillum gematofilis - anaerobic organisms, resulting in a vampire can not hold the air for any length of time, and most of the day to lie in the grave. Replacement of soft tissue putrefaction bacteria occurs with an accuracy which never dreamed of jewelers, resulting in the appearance of the deceased remains unchanged. It is curious that the so-called "immortality" that serves as proof of the sanctity of the dead Christians, there is nothing more than artificially stopped the process vampirizatsii body. In the presence of oxygen the process is stopped and an unfinished vampire revered frustrated victims as a saint. Note that all real power very contagious, touch them extremely dangerous. Preservation of the external structure of the body leads to the fact that a vampire can function like a living person. It intelligently moves, has all the senses, talking and even remembers some of the previous life, do not just look, but each neuron's body was repeated microscopic copiers. Thus, a colony of microorganisms is perfectly adapted to the environment. In contrast to the mindless spot, sprawled on a petri dish, the vampire is able to purposefully gather food, and may in case of need to stand up for themselves. However, the individual pieces of the colony have much greater autonomy than part of the human body. When the care we are bid to break away from an interesting book, we can not leave before the lecterns one eye and one finger to scroll pages and go shopping in a shortage. For vampires, there is nothing complicated. Too bad they do not read books because of their mental abilities considerably weakened.

This autonomy is due almost invulnerable Ghoul (only bone fracture may significantly limit the mobility of the grave resident), as well as the way he comes out of tombs, without moving the plate and not \ breaking ground. Zombie is chosen out of parts, and navolnom breeze going into a coherent whole, like a gentleman assembled Amos Tutuola. If the soil is not too dense, then the vampire would prefer to travel by land, leaving behind a hill of black earth, which are usually called mole heaps. In general, under the ground a corpse feels freely: there is little oxygen, causing the death of the outer layer of anaerobic bacteria, there is no sunlight, causing the colony burns, there are no ozone and phytoncids, which is filled with the summer air. Besides hunting from the ground much easier. In the evening gloom of the earth sticks out bluish hand, pulling the heel of the careless passer-by, then the dark mass of the covers had fallen - a short scream, and then are heard muffled clattering sounds that no one can hear twice. The ability of parts of a vampire to independent existence has given rise to many legends about the supposedly vampires are werewolves. In fact, no vampire bat does not produce, always remaining himself. Just in those cases when you have to flee, the vampire may break up into small pieces and run from the battlefield pofragmentno. The famous hand Goetz von Berlihengena - one of the few aristocrats who are vampires - and remained normal hand (the rumors of its iron nature are greatly exaggerated). She could crawl, turning over her fingers, she choked awkwardly tucked poor fellows, but being deprived of food bodies (Other parts of the vampire has been burned by that time), could not enjoy the fruits of their misdeeds, and eventually died of starvation. Eats normally read vampire can not. His gastrointestinal tract does not produce digestive enzymes, so that swallowed food is not digested and passes in transit. However, the vampires in the old love to chew, but almost no sense of taste. So Pushkin "krasnoguby vampire" can interest for poglodat bone, but the benefits it will bring him no more than "Orbit sugar-free" starving Ethiopians. For nutritional vampires, like other colonies of microorganisms required nutrient substrate. Let us recall at least a modest resident of our kitchens - Kombucha. He can not exist independently and will die if he did not top up sweet time some water and bit of sleep tea. Vampire - a predator, he, unlike the tea fungus itself is producing food, but it is no good piece of meat that he can not digest. Requires a nutrient solution with a strictly defined set of biochemical properties. Do I have to repeat that this solution is human blood?