SURVEY LAYMAN

SURVEY LAYMAN

Whether we believe in vampires? Many, of course not. And I believed him, just wanted to prove to myself first, and others, if possible, that at least one of the numerous "myths" reality. Easily said, but do ... I live, unfortunately, not in Moscow, and in one of the peripheral cities of our country, though the city, even by Russian standards, quite large. For this reason, I sincerely hope that we inhabit the mysterious nocturnal creatures.
Thus, the attempt number one. Search vampires was decided in the center, where the night is going to quite a lot of people: choose, do not want. Frankly, almost blushing with embarrassment, I systematically went out in search, trying to track down those about whom she knew a lot of information, much of which, when objectively examined, only someone else's speculation. I often walked along the familiar path, gazing at the passers-by, sat in the night cafes, looking for a lonely hunter, special care in the dark quenching, trying to run into a hungry killer ... Result? A pair of perverts, a very tipsy intelegent and a lot of adventurers looking for a girlfriend for the night. It's a shame, but I did not give up ...
Attempt number two. Perhaps Vampires, on the contrary, like the quiet areas, where there will be fewer witnesses? Okay, take the risk. On the outskirts of the city at night to reach a much more complex and dangerous, so I stocked up gas cartridges and a small knife (against the people, of course, not against vampires). Researches in this field have been much worse, I moved as quietly as possible, trying not to attract the attention of passers-by even the most ambitious estimates could not be vampires: pot-bellied men, noisy company with some parties and the same alcohol. But once I saw a guy that meets all my needs: a tall, lean, purposefully going somewhere fast pace. "That's it! That is, he !.."- I thought. On the opposite side of the street, I walked behind him. After a while he turned into the archway between the houses, but before I enter the courtyard, where led the arch, like me, someone has firmly grasped the hand. Oh, how I was scared! Do not even cried, my heart took a heel, because I thought it was a real vampire and now he drinks my blood ...
"What are you going after me?" - Watched me, restless eyes, and a free hand trembled. I stammered and said that confused him with another man, on what the conflict was over. It turned out that this is a drug addict, hurrying to get home to introduce the saving dose ... More surveillance I was not involved.
From the outside it looks so stupid! And funny. Especially for these vampires, if they are ... I really think that your stupid actions, leading to undue risk, I can get to the truth. It's stupid expensive, very stupid.
Attempt number three. Now I'm going to search the Internet. It is easier to cheat, but it is definitely safer for life.
That kind of experience. Do not judge strictly by my frivolity, because they are backed by the sole desire to prove to myself first, and others, if possible, that at least one of the countless myths reality ...

Claw