Instructions for novice vampire.

Instructions for novice vampire.

Just want to make a reservation and to apologize to those whom I have unwittingly misled its
article, namely the point of impossible to become a vampire. As I recently found out, it is possible
though difficult. This document is designed to help neophytes vampires (which, I think there are many)
survive in the 'new' to them the world.
1. Moral safety
Remember - now you're not a man. You have to avoid the people - at least initially. If
you are under age - and pay more often it is such - and live with their parents, then you
there a lot of problems. To begin with, now you sleep during the day;) This will cause a lot of questions
and objections. Try to politely evade the sharp corners in conversation, refer to the night-time
(And I'm online visyu! "), But do not have to smile enigmatically - firstly, it is their annoying
and secondly, with your teeth to smile at people in general are not recommended:)
You have there a natural desire to paint the black box, or even their curtain.
This too will have to explain in terms of 'normal' person - such as "My eyes something
ache from the light. "Also, I advise nafing unscrew the light bulbs in the chandelier in my room, except when
one of the parents go down and turn the light on you from a fit of rage you can do something silly.
2. On the food and not very spiritual.
First of spiritual nourishment. Very soon you develop into a peculiar sense of humor and
nechustvitelnost to the blood, sufferings etc. Therefore try not laugh much in response
on the news that somewhere back down the plane - 175 victims, including women and children, and not to harass
the poor and needy quipped. This character trait in humans is called the "cynicism", but
vampires are not very applicable, because many things vampires are more emotional than
so-called homo sapiens.
Now no spiritual nourishment. You'll have to remove the menu, garlic, dill, salt. Although initially you
you will not feel pain at the touch of garlic, but the body he will have a negative
impact. Very strongly negative. Council within the first year to feed exclusively
meat. It will support you in good shape, strengthen the 'Health', and at the same time, several
weaken the thirst for blood. But, of course, you will need and blood. So read the section
3. Hunting
It is safest at the stage of "growing up" to use sexual partners. Just for the sake of
own safety, do not bite people in the neck! This is almost certainly dead - do not forget
you have an anticoagulant in their saliva, so that your victim banal bleed to death. Better use
shoulder, hand, hip, finally:) In general, do not bite into the veins and arterii.Ne forget to pre-drink
partner into a stupor. But such a cry would rise ...
Actually hunting skills better work somewhere in a nightclub on reyverskoy party,
where each visitor to give out free tube "Moment", a plastic bag and a pair of wheels
"Exstasy";) was full of young ladies who agree to share with you a box.
On the streets of the city to hunt not advise - primarily because of the low quality of the "victims". You
are not going to handle the homeless, right?
4. Stimulants.
If the attack depression and you want to drink - go and drink:) Just be prepared for that
substandard Buchloe body will give back to the express mode. Better use of such
Recipe: is prepared by the five-percent tincture of belladonna (a teaspoon of dry B. per liter of water,
press day) and diluted with alcohol in a 1:1 ratio.
Warning!!! For people who can cause death!

Drugs on you are much weaker than the 'before' and did not cause
habituation. But completely mute survival instinct - so I think myself. Nicotine
acts as a mild drug, but the effect is very short (5-15 minutes after the end
use). In general, the best drink beer and eat meat. : -]
5. About sex.
You have to type in the "course of the young Vampa" and this article ... 'Problem' is that the vampires
bisexual. Almost everything. So no need to yell: "I am not / so !!!". This is only a matter of time
So if you feel a interest in old friend - do not be afraid: this is normal.
Especially do not need to clamp the body in a vise of moral self-restraint, and not it have
any thoughts ... Type: "I am a) revenge! B) terrible revenge! C) will soon take revenge!" :)

666. About safety. One more time, we are ready to go!
Remember, besides you, there are other vampires. They can help you in case of real trouble, but
trifles to them should not meddle. Each of the Vampire - self-sufficient. However, this does not prevent
them to be polygamous, bisexual and 'nimfomanistymi' creatures. :)
And remember that there are vampire hunters. And they are not so little ... They possess weapons
tehsredstvami, and seldom hunted alone. Cope with them you can not, so do not summon
suspicion. Does not demonstrate canines girls, do not run along the walls without the need, do not kill the punks in the
large quantities. Look at yourself in the mirror - you are enough suspicious: pale skin,
large dilated pupils, too impulsive or unnaturally smooth, graceful movements.
Keep an eye on him, be careful! As long as you do not have a secure home with a reliable protection, do not think about
bouts co old foes. Remember the old adage: "Revenge killing both." You will track and kill.
asatsya. It is necessary, and how! But nothing with a clever kind spout about "hell degens" and "monstrous evil". Vampires and people are very much alike ...